... but once this was in place, the only spot I could hold it by was RIGHT ON the on/change pattern button. So I kept accidentally changing the pattern. Or else turning it off.

I mean, where are you SUPPOSED to grip it?

The Ocean Waterproof Mini Vibe sounded so promising! I read reviews and compared the item description with items I'm already familiar with. Even if it were slightly lower powered than advertised, it seemed like a solidly good investment. I don't use that word lightly--toys can be so expensive! My budget doesn't have room for $60+ sex toys, most months. Last month, I squeezed it in so I could replace Old Faithful, who's on his last legs, these days.

Unfortunately, this vibe doesn't perform, and this is definitely a huge, over-$60 regret. I'm moderately sensitive, but the vibration put out by the Ocean Mini is so faint, I honestly couldn't tell if I'd turned it on properly. Whereas, it's understandable that satisfaction guarantees for sex toys are unsafe, this experience definitely has me rethinking the wisdom of buying sex toys online. This is a huge disappointment, for my financial, and my literal, bottom line. Here's hoping Old Faithful can rally and hobble me through the next many months... sigh....

If you have any sexual experience at all, this vibe isn't the one for you. It wouldn't have done anything for me in the early years, either, so my strong suggestion is to move along & try something else. Better yet, if you live near a GV store, remove the threat of regret: Get thee to a brick-and-mortar! Gauge a toy, in-person, before forking out your hard-earned $$!

Great & quiet but only had it less than 2 months & it stopped working. I would think for its cost it would last far longer. I would've given it 5 stars otherwise.

Definately super quiet, feels great and strong vibrations. Just don't set it down on anything that lints - or you'll have to clean it again :)