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If Your Face Was A Chair Greeting Card

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Have something to say that’s a little dirty and a little flirty? Let Foul Mouth cards do it for you. These handmade cards seem innocent but the steamy messages they contain are sure to bring a blush to the recipient! The Chair card features an innocent drawing of a chair on the outside, with “If your face was a chair, I’d never get up” boldly typed inside! Great for gift giving or to offer a suggestive hint to you someone special, Foul Mouth cards let you talk dirty without saying a word!

5 1/2" x 4 1/4" (14cm x 10.8cm)
Envelope Included

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