Pirates Pendant Vibrator

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Mmm, Captain Jack... June 28, 2011

Reviewer: Dimia

I saw this bullet at the store, and was overtaken by the impulse-buy vibe (pun intended). It is an actual movie tie-in to an adult film that is undoubtedly reviewed elsewhere on this site. This little vibrator is quite pretty in a pirate-bling sort of way, with a raised design that consists of skulls and crossbones, swirls, dots and criss-crossing lines. It comes in colors aside from the black available on the website, including the metallic copper with matching chain that I purchased. I would go so far as to wear this pendant to a pirate fair.

It has one-button operation with five different settings: a buzz, a BUZZ, a pulse-pulse-pulse, a p-p-p-pulse, and a pulse-pulse-PULSE-pulse-pulse-PULSE. It's noisy, with a decibel level slightly below electric shaver. But it's also surprisingly reliable.

It is better quality than I had any reason to expect. I have seen the movie; while predictable, and featuring the usual array of overly-blonde and surgically-enhanced actresses, it has high production values, decent CGI, and the actors/actresses ham it up wonderfully. And when is the last time there was a licensed collectible associated with an adult film? It's kind of adorable, really. I'm liking it.